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Joke Topic - 'Guitars'


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Why pick on guitars


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The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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Computer Programmers

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
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Fast

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
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Cannibals

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
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Frog

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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Cops

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
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Snowmen

Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
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Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.

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