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Joke Topic - 'Guitars'

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Why pick on guitars

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The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

Computer Programmers

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.


Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.


Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.


What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.


How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.


Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.

Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.

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