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Joke Topic - 'Gunpowder'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Gunpowder'.


Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.

My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.

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