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Joke Topic - 'Gunpowder'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Gunpowder'.

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Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
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My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
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What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.


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Why don't snowmen ever marry?
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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
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Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

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