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Joke Topic - 'Haggis'


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McTavish arrived at the gates of Heaven and demanded that he be admitted.
"Where are you from?" asked St Peter.
"Scotland," said McTavish proudly.
"Away with you," said St Peter. "We couldn't possibly cook haggis for just one!"


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