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Joke Topic - 'Hair Cut'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hair Cut'.

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.


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Insect

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
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Journalists

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
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Snails

I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Therapist

The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.
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Future

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
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Burglar

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
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Parrots

What do you give a sick parrot?
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