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Joke Topic - 'Hair Cut'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hair Cut'.


Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.

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The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.


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The Daily Moos.


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A: Proofreading.


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They both can drive you crazy.


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