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Joke Topic - 'Hair Cut'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hair Cut'.

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.


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pigs

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
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karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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newspaper

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.
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blondes

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
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kissed

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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blondes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
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roosters

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
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having a bad day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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Scottish

A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."

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