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Joke Topic - 'Hairdressers'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hairdressers'.


How many HAIRDRESSERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand around admiringly and say "Fabulous, Gary !'"

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".

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Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!


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A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.


What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?


Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.


What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.


If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

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