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Joke Topic - 'Hairdressers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hairdressers'.

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How many HAIRDRESSERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand around admiringly and say "Fabulous, Gary !'"
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What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".


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bee

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
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blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
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knock knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
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doctors

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."
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buried at sea

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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pizza

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
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arrogant

I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect
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a fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
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stupid

Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.

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