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Joke Topic - 'Hairdressers'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hairdressers'.


How many HAIRDRESSERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand around admiringly and say "Fabulous, Gary !'"

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".

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Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.


Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

knock knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova who?
Nova look back.


George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."

buried at sea

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.


What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?


I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect

a fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?


Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.

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