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Joke Topic - 'Hairdressers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hairdressers'.

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How many HAIRDRESSERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand around admiringly and say "Fabulous, Gary !'"
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What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".


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Divorce

We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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Repeat Offenders

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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Lightning

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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Police

A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.
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Restaurant

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Prison

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
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Amnesia

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Computers

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

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