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Joke Topic - 'Halloween'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Halloween'.


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I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

knock knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.

Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.


Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.


What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.


How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.


A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'

King Arthur

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.


Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.

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