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Joke Topic - 'Halloween'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Halloween'.

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What do owls celebrate at the end of October?
Owl-oween.


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remind

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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knock knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
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Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
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boyfriend

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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parrots

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.
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vacation

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
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carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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King Arthur

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
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girlfriend

Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.

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