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Joke Topic - 'Hallucinations'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hallucinations'.

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I brake for Hallucinations.


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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
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doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
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Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
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brain

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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