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Joke Topic - 'Hallucinations'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hallucinations'.


I brake for Hallucinations.

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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.


The worst day fishing is better than the best day working

Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.


If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.


What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.


Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.


Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.


What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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