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Joke Topic - 'Hallucinations'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hallucinations'.

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I brake for Hallucinations.


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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Pigs

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
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Infectious Disease

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.
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Lawyer

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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Revenge

How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
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Cows

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
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Eggs

Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
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Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!

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