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Joke Topic - 'Ham'


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Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.


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Barman

Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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Dogs

Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
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Scotsman

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Office

In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.

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