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Joke Topic - 'Ham'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ham'.

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Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.


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inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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boss

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
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soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
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computers

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
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blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
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cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
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chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
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blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.
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dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.

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