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Joke Topic - 'Ham'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ham'.


Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.

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Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."


What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.


Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.


How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.


What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.


My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'


In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.


How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!


What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.

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