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Joke Topic - 'Hamburgers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hamburgers'.

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I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!


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witches

Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.
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dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
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stupid

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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count

What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
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Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
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truck driver

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
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doctors

When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.
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horses

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
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car drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.

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