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Joke Topic - 'Hamburgers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hamburgers'.

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I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
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Woman

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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Sharks

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Houses

People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
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Violin

What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
Fiddler on the hoof.
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Basketball

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
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Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
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Going

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?

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