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Joke Topic - 'Hands'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hands'.

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What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.


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pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
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Dracula

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
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beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
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music

If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning
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insects

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
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dogs

I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
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calendar

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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judges

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.

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