Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Hearing Aids
"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
Light Bulbs
How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
Time
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Snooker
John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
Food
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
Baseball
And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his
lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
Scariest
Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
Bugs
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!