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Joke Topic - 'Hands'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hands'.

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It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.
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What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.


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Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
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Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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Time

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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Snooker

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.
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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Baseball

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Scariest

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
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Bugs

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

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