Joke Topic - 'Hands'

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!