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Joke Topic - 'Happiest'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Happiest'.

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If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.


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Caveman

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.
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Pigeons

Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Bankers

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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Cream Cakes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.
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Human

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Politicians

Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
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Parrots

What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.

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