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Joke Topic - 'Happy Meal'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Happy Meal'.

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He's a few fries short of a happy meal.


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Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
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Apathy

Apathy rules - so what?
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Keys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
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Drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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Vampires

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
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Police

A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.
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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.

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