Joke Topic - 'Happy'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Happy'.

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.

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What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.

I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.

Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.

Eye drops off shelf

What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.

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