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Joke Topic - 'Happy'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Happy'.

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Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.


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cannibals

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
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drink

I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
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squash

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
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mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
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blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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cows

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
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eyes

Eye drops off shelf
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ghosts

What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.

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