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Joke Topic - 'Happy'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Happy'.

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Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.


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Scottish

A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
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Tonic

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
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Cannibals

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Lawyers

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.

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