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Joke Topic - 'Hat'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hat'.

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What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.


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parrots

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
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doctors

My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
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ignorance

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
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doctors

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
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drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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cats

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
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ghosts

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
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chicken

Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.
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elephants

How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.

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