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Joke Topic - 'Hat'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hat'.

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What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.


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School

Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.
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Lightning

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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Rain

Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!
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Water

Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
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Fishing

What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?
Rod!
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Basketball

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.
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Roads

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.

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