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Joke Topic - 'Haunt'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Haunt'.

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What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
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What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
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Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!


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basketball

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
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bachelors

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
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drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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work

The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.
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cavemen

One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'
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job

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
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marriage

Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?
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birds

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.

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