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Joke Topic - 'Haunt'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Haunt'.


What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.

Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!

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What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.


Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.

Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.


What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.


Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.


What do bees use to brush their hair?


What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.


What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.


How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.

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