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Joke Topic - 'Haunt'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Haunt'.

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What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
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What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
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Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!


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Caveman

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.
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Fish

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
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Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.
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Vampires

What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!
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Bees

What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.
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Cattle

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
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Australians

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.

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