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Joke Topic - 'Haunt'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Haunt'.
What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
A poultrygeist.
What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
The nightmayor.
Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
They like their old haunts best!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Caveman
What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.
A meanderthal man.
Fish
Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
In river banks.
Santa Claus
What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.
A dependent Claus.
Vampires
What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.
A Miss Stake.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!
Sit!
Bees
What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.
Honey-combs.
Cattle
What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
Laughing stock.
Soccer
What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
Mad jester united.
Australians
How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
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