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Joke Topic - 'Haunted'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Haunted'.

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How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
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What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
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What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
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What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.


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employee

Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.
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books

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
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cows

Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
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graduates

Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.
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elephants

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
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robbery

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
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octal

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
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dog

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
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diplomacy

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

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