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Joke Topic - 'Haunted'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Haunted'.

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How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
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What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
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What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
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What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.


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Baseball

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.
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Pirate Radio

Pirate radio rules the waves
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Teacher

I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
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Children

It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.
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Lawyers

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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Bulls

What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.
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Water

Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

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