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Joke Topic - 'Haunted'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Haunted'.


How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?

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What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.

Pirate Radio

Pirate radio rules the waves


I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.

Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.


It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.


Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.


What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.


Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.


Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

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