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Joke Topic - 'Haunting'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Haunting'.

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Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.


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The World

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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Snowmen

Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.
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Chaos

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
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Exams

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.
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Credit Cards

Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
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Computers

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
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Spell

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.

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