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Joke Topic - 'Haunting'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Haunting'.


Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.

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The World

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.


Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.


What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.


Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.


Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.

Credit Cards

Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.


Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.


I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.

Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.

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