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Joke Topic - 'Haunting'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Haunting'.

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Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.


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sarcasm

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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rabbits

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
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creatures

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
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restaurants

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
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vampires

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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dogs

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.
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kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
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sharpest

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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doctors

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.

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