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Joke Topic - 'Having A Bad Day' - 2


This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Having A Bad Day'.

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You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
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You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
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You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.


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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Christmas

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
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Marriage

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
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Brothers

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
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Management

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
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Boyfriends

Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.

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