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Joke Topic - 'Having A Bad Day' - 2

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Having A Bad Day'.


You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.

You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.


What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?


Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.


Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.


My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'


How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?


The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.


Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.

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