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Joke Topic - 'Headache'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Headache'.
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a really bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself on the head. Then you'll have a really bad headache.
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself on the head. Then you'll have a really bad headache.
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