Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Vampire
Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful
woman?
It was love at first bite!
A Million Dollars
Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
License
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Waiters
Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
Birthdays
When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
Doctors
'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
Well Off
Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.
Mother
Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
Exams
Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.