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Joke Topic - 'Headache'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Headache'.

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Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a really bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself on the head. Then you'll have a really bad headache.


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false teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
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kangaroos

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.
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Scotsman

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
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pets

Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!
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frogs

What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
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mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
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The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
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blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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accidents

Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose

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