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Joke Topic - 'Headache'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Headache'.


Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a really bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself on the head. Then you'll have a really bad headache.

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false teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.


What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.


How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.


Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!


What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.


What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.

The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.


Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.


Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose

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