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Joke Topic - 'Headaches'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Headaches'.

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A man went to his doctor to find out why he had been having such severe headaches. The doctor ran some tests and after a few hours called the man into his office. "I have terrible news," he told the patient. "Your condition is terminal." "Oh no!" the man wailed. "How long do I have?" "Ten ..." began the doctor. "Ten what?" the patient interrupted. "Days? Months? Years?" "Nine," said the doctor, "eight, seven, six, ..."


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Tooth

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
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Beer

Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.
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Boyfriend

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.
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Parties

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
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Soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
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Reality

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.
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Witches

What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

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