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Joke Topic - 'Health Insurance'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Health Insurance'.


How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.

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Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.


I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.


What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.


Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.


I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.


The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.


Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.


What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.


Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

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