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Joke Topic - 'Health Insurance'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Health Insurance'.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.


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Horse

Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?
He started telling tales of whoa.
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Husband

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
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Chickens

Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.
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Golf

The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.
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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

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