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Joke Topic - 'Hedgehogs'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Hedgehogs'.


We all know why the chicken crossed the road (for some reason, I'm sure), and the turkey crossed the road because it was the chicken's day off, but do you know why the hedgehog crossed the road?
To join his flat mates.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.

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How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
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