We all know why the chicken crossed the road (for some reason, I'm sure), and the turkey crossed the road because it was the chicken's day off, but do you know why the hedgehog crossed the road?
To join his flat mates.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ghosts
Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.
Programmers
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
Cowards
Cowards rule - If that's OK with you
Lawyers
Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
Laughs
He who laughs last is probably your boss.
Quiet
It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.
Civil Servants
How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.
Overweight
You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
Judges
Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.