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Joke Topic - 'Hedgehogs'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Hedgehogs'.

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We all know why the chicken crossed the road (for some reason, I'm sure), and the turkey crossed the road because it was the chicken's day off, but do you know why the hedgehog crossed the road?
To join his flat mates.
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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.
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What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.


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Ghosts

Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.
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Programmers

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
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Cowards

Cowards rule - If that's OK with you
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Lawyers

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
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Laughs

He who laughs last is probably your boss.
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Quiet

It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.
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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
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Judges

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.

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