Joke Topic - 'Help'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Help'.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

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Robbery

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.

What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.

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