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Joke Topic - 'Help'


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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?


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Robbery

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Insect

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
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Lawyers

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
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Dogs

What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.

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