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Joke Topic - 'Henry Viii'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Henry Viii'.

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King Henry VIII called in the executioner.
He said, 'What do you charge to do an execution?'
The executioner said, 'A pound sir.'
The King said, 'And what if I wanted to have all my six wives done at the same time?'
The executioner said, 'Well in that case it'd be 60p a head.'
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King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
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Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.


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Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.
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A Tropical Fruit

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.
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Politicians

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
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Boring

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
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Christmas

What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
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Marriage

Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
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Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
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Elephants

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).

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