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Joke Topic - 'High Tech'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'High Tech'.

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How You Know You Are A High Tech Worker

It's dark when you drive to and from work.
You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
You have sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.
Your resume is on a flash drive in your pocket.
You learn about your layoff on CNN.
Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
Your supervisor hasn't the ability to do your job assignment.
You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined.
Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.
Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
All real work gets started after 5pm or on weekends.
Only 10% of the people you work with (your boss included) - know what they are doing.
Vacation is something you rollover to next year.
Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers" or "does something with satellites."
You have read this entire list and understood it.


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Elephants

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
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Birthdays

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
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Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.
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Skeleton

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Mistakes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Bowling Balls

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
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Bees

What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.
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Parrots

What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.

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