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Joke Topic - 'Highway'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Highway'.

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What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.


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A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
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Frogs

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
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Mistletoe

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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School

Brian: (eating his lunch at school)Teacher, I've got a bone stuck in my throat.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.
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Pigeons

Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
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Cops

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
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Frogs

Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.

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