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Joke Topic - 'Highway'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Highway'.


What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.

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A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.


What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.


William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!


Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.

Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.


Brian: (eating his lunch at school)Teacher, I've got a bone stuck in my throat.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.


Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.


Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.


Just how deep into the water can a frog go?

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