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Joke Topic - 'Hippies'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hippies'.

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In the mid-sixties, there was a hippy named Benny in San Francisco. Benny was real hip, but he just couldn't grow a beard like the rest of the flower child guys in Haight-Ashbury (Hashbury). One day Benny met up with a Gypsy Lady who liked him enough to grant him a wish, so, naturally, Benny wished for a beard. Gypsy Lady granted the wish but warned Benny to ALWAYS wear the beard, never cut it off. Well, the years went by, the flower children aged, the hippoy movement sorta died out, Benny went on to a career as a successful financial adviser. Benny decided the beard no longer fit his image so, ignoring the Gypsy Lady's warnings, he shaved it off. **POOF** Benny disintegrated into a pile of ashes, the janitor swept him up and deposited him in a jar.
Moral of the story: A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
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What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.


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Dogs

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
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Cats

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
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Doctors

My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
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Chickens

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Mouse

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Donuts

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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Teachers

School children march over new teachers

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