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Joke Topic - 'Hired'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hired'.

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Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.
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It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.


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Roads

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Parrots

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
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Perforation

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Perforation is a rip-off
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Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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School

Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
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Alcohol

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Thieves

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

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