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Joke Topic - 'Hired'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hired'.


Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.

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What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.


To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.


What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.


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Perforation is a rip-off

Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.


What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.


Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.


Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.


A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

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