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Joke Topic - 'Holiday'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Holiday'.

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A Scot from Aberdeen was on holiday in London and every night he returned to his hotel full of the wonders of the city. So much so that another guest asked: 'Is this your first visit?'
'Aye, it is.'
'You seem to be having a great time.'
'Aye, I am that.'
'Good.'
'And what's more, it's not just a holiday. It's my honeymoon as well.'
'Oh. Then where's your wife?'
'Och. She's been here before.'
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A Scotsman went on a week's holiday to England. He took a clean shirt and a five pound note with him. When he arrived home he hadn't changed either of them.
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Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.


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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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Dishwasher

My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
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Light Bulbs

How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.
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Drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Professors

Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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Bell

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.
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Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

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