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Joke Topic - 'Honest'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Honest'.

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What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.
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What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.
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What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.


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Parrots

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.
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Cats

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Cucumbers

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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Bride

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
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Patient

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
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Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Girlfriends

My other girlfriend is beautiful

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