Joke Topic - 'Honest'

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

My other girlfriend is beautiful