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Joke Topic - 'Honesty'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Honesty'.


Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

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Travel Agents

Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."


There are two things I dislike in a person -
Absentmindedness and... I can't remember the other one.


"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.


How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?


Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.

Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.


To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.


Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?

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