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Joke Topic - 'Honesty'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Honesty'.

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.


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Travel Agents

Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."
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Absentmindedness

There are two things I dislike in a person -
Absentmindedness and... I can't remember the other one.
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Kidding

"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
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Lawyers

Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.
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Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Dieting

Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?

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