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Joke Topic - 'Horror'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Horror'.


I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.


Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.


There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.


In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.


My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.


Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.


What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.


What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.


"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."

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