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Joke Topic - 'Horror'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Horror'.

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I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.


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Live

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
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Rabbits

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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Office

In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.
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Dogs

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
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People

Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.
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Perfumes

What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.
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Cows

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Cannibals

"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."

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