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Joke Topic - 'Hospitals'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hospitals'.

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George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
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My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!


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Letters

What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.
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Onions

How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
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Friends

What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
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Tonic

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Houses

People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
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Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.
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Oranges

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

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