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Joke Topic - 'Hot Dogs'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Hot Dogs'.


How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.

What do cats like on their hot dogs?

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.

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Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?


You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
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When is a man like a dog?
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