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Joke Topic - 'Hot Dogs'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Hot Dogs'.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
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What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
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What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
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What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.


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Ship

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
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Snooker

What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
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Bananas

What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.
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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'
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Vampires

Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
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Difficult

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
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Listening

Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
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Idiot

You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.

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