Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ship
Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
Snooker
What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
Bananas
What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.
Waiters
'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a
little body, sir.'
Vampires
Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
Difficult
Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
Listening
Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
Idiot
You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
Dogs
When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.