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Joke Topic - 'Hotel'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Hotel'.
Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."
The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
In a ho ho hotel.
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