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Joke Topic - 'Hotel'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Hotel'.

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Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."
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The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.


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Sharpest

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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Salesman

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
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A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
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Gravity

Repeal the law of gravity
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Insomnia

Wakeup to insomnia
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Sheep

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
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Farmers

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
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Work

The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.

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