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Joke Topic - 'Hotels'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hotels'.

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Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
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Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'


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Robbery

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
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Bananas

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Food

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Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
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Teenagers

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