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Joke Topic - 'Humanitarians'


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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?


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Roman

What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.
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Soap

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
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Teachers

Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.
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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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Bear

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.
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Blondes

What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
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Read

If you can't read
Watch this space
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Pizza

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.

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