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Joke Topic - 'Humpty Dumpty'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Humpty Dumpty'.


Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

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What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!


Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing


Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.


Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.


Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?


It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.


Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.


Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!


She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!

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