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Joke Topic - 'Humpty Dumpty'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Humpty Dumpty'.

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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer
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Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.
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Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.


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Animals

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
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Notice

Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing
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Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
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Dogs

Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
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People

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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Children

It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.
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Football

Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
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Daughter

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!

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