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Joke Topic - 'Hypochondria'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hypochondria'.

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Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got


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Broke

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
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Zoom

Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?
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Perfect

You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Vampires

Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
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Parrots

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Christmas

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.

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