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Joke Topic - 'Hypothetical'


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What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Lawyers

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.
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License

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
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Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
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Chickens

Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.
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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Politicians

Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
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Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when people think you are 40...and you really are.

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