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Joke Topic - 'Ice Cream'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Ice Cream'.


"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" asked the customer.
"We have Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...." replied the waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."

Customer: I'd like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, and lots of whipped cream.
Waiter: Would you like a cherry on top?
Customer: Good heavens no! I'm on a diet.

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!

What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.

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Who's there?
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.


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