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Joke Topic - 'Ice Cream'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Ice Cream'.

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"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" asked the customer.
"We have Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...." replied the waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."
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Customer: I'd like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, and lots of whipped cream.
Waiter: Would you like a cherry on top?
Customer: Good heavens no! I'm on a diet.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
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What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.


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Laughs

He who laughs last is probably your boss.
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Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
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Politicians

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
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Entertainer

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
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Will

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.
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Cream Cakes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.
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Colors

What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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Barbers

Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.

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