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Joke Topic - 'Ignoring'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ignoring'.

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I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.


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Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Cowboys

Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'
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Roads

Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
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Possessed

"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.
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Cannibals

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.

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