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Joke Topic - 'Ill'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ill'.

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How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
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Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.


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Cat

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Biscuits

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
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Jail

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.
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Work

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

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