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Joke Topic - 'Illegal'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Illegal'.


If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

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Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?


Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie who?
Annie body at home?


Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.


Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.


What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.


Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.


What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.


Which American state has the most cows?

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