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Joke Topic - 'Illegal'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Illegal'.

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If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.


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Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
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Christmas

Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
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Passengers

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
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Vikings

Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
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Prisoner

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
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Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
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Mouse

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
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Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.

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