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Joke Topic - 'Illiterate'


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Dogs

My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Programming

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.
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School

Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.
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Watch

Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Flies

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
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Cows

Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow

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