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Joke Topic - 'Illusion'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Illusion'.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.


What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.


Cats flattened while you watch.


My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!

Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."

Light Bulbs

How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!


This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'


Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?


Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.

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