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Joke Topic - 'Imaginary'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Imaginary'.

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Sheep

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
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Birds

What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.
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Scotsman

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
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Toe Nails

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.
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Octopus

Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
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Athletes

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
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Vampires

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
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Drinking

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
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USA

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.

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