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Joke Topic - 'Imagine'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Imagine'.


I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.


Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.


Where there's a will there's a relative


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.


Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!

Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!


Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.


What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.


There are two things I dislike in a person -
Absentmindedness and... I can't remember the other one.

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