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Joke Topic - 'Imagine'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Imagine'.

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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.


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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Idiots

Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.
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Relatives

Where there's a will there's a relative
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Hoarse

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.
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Ghosts

Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
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Frozen

What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
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Absentmindedness

There are two things I dislike in a person -
Absentmindedness and... I can't remember the other one.

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