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Joke Topic - 'Improvement'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Improvement'.


You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.

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Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.


MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?


I used to be apathetic ... but now I don't care

King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!


What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.


Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.


What does a bee call his wife?


I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!


How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.

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