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Joke Topic - 'Improvement'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Improvement'.

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You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.


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Elephants

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
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Apathetic

I used to be apathetic ... but now I don't care
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King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
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Bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Politicians

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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Bee

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
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Drunks

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
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Elephants

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.

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