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Joke Topic - 'In Charge'


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A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.


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Gifts

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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Cannibals

A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
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Christmas

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
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Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
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Marriage

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
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Pets

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
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Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
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Lawyers

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
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Drummers

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.

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